Comedians

Tim Hawkins take on pain reactions is so true it hurts, and its pretty hilarious, too. The popular comedian has made an interesting observation about how men and women respond to painful situations, noting that their responses are dramatically different. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Tim explain and demonstrate the differences in how men and women react to pain differently. Can you think of anyone you know who enjoys pain? Im going to go out on a limb and say that you dont, and if you do, that might be someone to avoid. No, we dont like pain; it hurts, and thats never fun or a good time because it hurts. Pain is something humans want to avoid at all costs. Nevertheless, pain physical and emotional does happen despite our best efforts to avoid it altogether. While we never want to experience pain, its something we should become accustomed to because life will inevitably present us with painful situations and circumstances. However, while pain is universal, the way people respond to it varies. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim hysterically points out how pain reactions differ in terms of gender. For the most part, he is spot on with his assessment of how men and women react when they experience physical pain. I love how men and women react differently to pain, Tim said. You ever notice that men and women react differently to pain? Like when men get hurt, some reason we skip. I dont know why. Men, when we get hurt, we skip. Later in the clip, he adds (and acts out) how women act when they encounter physical pain. But women, when you get hurt, you fall down, he said. Before the video comes to an end, he mimics a woman falling, and then, when shes on the ground, hurting, she pulls out her phone and captures the moment by taking a selfie. Romans 8:18 I am of the opinion that there is no comparison between the pain of this present time and the glory which we will see in the future.

Aaron Weber admits his choice of wheels is strange, and hilariously so. The comedian mentioned that he surprisingly drives this vehicle, and his comments about it are hysterical and spot-on. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he drives and how he understands what most people will immediately think about it and him. For some people who live in a handful of large metropolitan cities in the United States, having a vehicle is not a necessity. Instead of wheeling themselves from place to place, they will rely on public transportation to get them from Point A to Point B. But for the rest of us, who do not live in those area codes, owning a vehicle is a must. Having a vehicle is undoubtedly a blessing. Its freedom on four wheels, allowing us to go from here to there as we need, with relative ease. But then the next question becomes, what vehicle do you want? It must be something reliable, dependable and most importantly, within our budget. Now, we all know that specific thoughts and ideas are associated with particular vehicles. For instance, large diesel pickup trucks are typically thought of as work vehicles. An electric car signals that the person is environmentally conscious. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron admits to being the owner of a minivan. However, he adds that he drives a minivan even though he does not have children. I call it a minivan, though, he said. I never call it a van. Thats a little better. If I say, Hey, I drive a minivan. Youre like, Oh, hes taking kids to soccer practice. He adds what everyone would think if he were to call his personal vehicle a van. If I say, Hey, I drive a van, youre like, Oh, hes taking kids from soccer practice. Aaron added. And thats a difference, thats what Ive learned. He is 100 percent correct, and you know thats exactly where your thoughts would go if someone were to say they drove a van but did not have any children of their own. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Aaron Weber shares the hilarious reason hes such a big fan of Carhartt. The funnyman enjoys the clothing from this popular clothing company, best known for its durable workwear, and the why will have you doubled over with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Aaron explain his love of Carhartt. Weight is a big problem in the United States of America. A lot of people in the country are significantly overweight, some severely so. Of course, two things heavily contribute to the obesity problem in the United States: poor diet and a lack of regular exercise and physical activity. Most people lead very sedentary lifestyles, spending hours each day staring at computer screens and their phones. People who operate clothing companies, like everyone else, understand that obesity is an issue, and so they produce and sell more XXL and XXXL pieces of clothing. It makes sense, right? You make what customers need and want. However, when it comes to certain clothing companies, sizes may vary. You might be this size with these branded clothes and this size with these clothes. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explains why he loves Carhartt so much and why his closet is filled with their items. He is a size smaller when he wears their stuff, and he appreciates this fact, even if he knows they are doing it on purpose. I found out last year, this is why I like them, in a Carhartt, I am only an XL, he said. That feels pretty good, dude. Every other brand on Earth, Im a 2X. But somebody at Carhartt was like, Lets let them feel good. Take an X off the tag. Put relaxed fit. I dont know. Hell think hes making progress. Aaron understands whats going on, saying that he knows hes lying to himself about his actual size. Thats a crazy way to live, he added. Thats like if I converted my whole bank account to Pesos, and I was like, Im a millionaire. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mike Goodwin has explained the hilarious words that southerners totally made up. The funnyman dropped some knowledge and let others in on the words that people in the South have made up, and demonstrated how those new words work. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn about some words that you may not have been aware of yet. The United States of America is a vast country, stretching from the Atlantic on the east to the Pacific on the West. In between are many different landscapes, topographies and cultures. If you prefer warm, muggy weather, there are regions of the country for you. However, if you, for whatever reason, are a cold-weather person and would enjoy experiencing those conditions for the majority of the year, several states in the country would meet that criterion. Now, because the United States is so large, not everyone sounds and talks the same. For instance, an individual from San Antonio, Texas, and one from Boston, Massachusetts, will sound dramatically different from one another. Those two people will even have different words and phrases used to describe the same thing. In some cases, regions may even create their own words. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike mentioned some of the words people from the South have coined. He then, in hilarious fashion, demonstrated how these words are used in a conversation, which he knows full well from his childhood. One thing about southerners, we have the unique ability to just make up words, he said. We say words like finto and fixin. Whathadhappenedwas, thats one word right there. Thats one word. Later in the clip, he shared his favorite made-up word used by southerners, one that he had heard his mother use frequently growing up. Its five syllables, one word: whatchanotgonedo, he said. My mother said that my entire life. My mother said stuff like, Whatchanotgonedo is keep running in and out of this house. Thats whatchanotgonedo. Whatchanotgonedo is stand in front of that refrigerator and hold that door open, little boy. Ephesians 4:29 Let no evil talk come out of your mouth, but only what is good for giving necessary teaching, and for grace to those who give ear.

Comedian Dustin Nickerson explained why he is somehow both old and young at the same time. The popular funnyman stated that, given his age, he is in a transitional phase of his life, making him a little bit old while also still being somewhat young. Watch the short clip to hear Dustin hilariously state why he describes himself as both an old man and a young guy. Does anyone enjoy getting older? Of course, nearly everyone would answer that with an emphatic no. As far as most people are concerned, our calendars are only 364 days, with their birthdays somehow never making it into the calendar. Those dates are nothing more than an in-your-face reminder that you are getting older. No one wants that. While we may not like or enjoy our birthdays, they are an inevitable part of life. They are going to happen whether we like it or not. Understanding that aging is an unavoidable process that everyone experiences, why not make the most of it? What other choice do we really have? We all get older every year, every day, every minute and every second. See, dont you feel better? In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin mentioned that being in his 30s, he is at a point in his life where hes not really young but hes not too terribly old, either. He is, as he states, in a transitional phase. He has found himself exhibiting a mix of both kinds of behavior that of an older person and that of an individual in a younger age bracket. Im in my 30s, he said. Thirties is not old. However, it is the start of old. I got a little bit of young in me, and a little bit of old. Im in transition, alright? I still get excited about concerts. I also get excited about Kohls Cash. Later in the clip, he hilariously admonishes a buddy for doing something that he knew he shouldnt have been doing at his age. His friend mentioned that he was unable to play basketball this week because he threw out his back while folding a sheet. I was like, Come on, youre 35, you know you cant be doing that by yourself anymore, he said. You free-soloed a sheet? Are you insane? Psalm 90:10 The measure of our life is 70 years; and if through strength it may be 80 years, its pride is only trouble and sorrow, for it comes to an end quickly and we are quickly gone.

Which type of corn-eater are you? This comedians take on how people eat the popular vegetable is comedic gold. Watch the short but hysterical and informative clip to see if youre able to spot your corn-eating method. The odds are likely pretty good that we could all eat more vegetables. Put down the sandwich or that tasty, sweet treat and pick up a salad instead. Sure, theoretically, that sounds like good, sound and healthy advice. But when it comes to actually practicing that, how many of us are going to do that? Be honest, I wont tell anyone. Of course, some vegetables are more appealing and appetizing than others. What kind of a person would willingly choose to eat an artichoke, a mushroom, a beet or an onion? I understand that tastes and preferences are different, but eating an onion? Seriously? Do some people just enjoy the horrible taste and having bad breath all day? A clip posted on YouTube features a comedian demonstrating the various ways people chow down on one of the best-tasting and most appetizing vegetables: corn. He may be exaggerating some aspects of how individuals eat an ear of corn, but not by much. We all know people who eat corn as shown in the video. Perhaps you might even spot your particular corn-eating method. The first one shown is likely the most hilarious and one of the most common: the speed racer. If you aint first, youre last, he says. Time me, Rick! Done! Think I broke a record and a crown. The video also shows the dutiful father slicing off the kernels of corn for their child, who, after the parent goes through all that trouble, eats exactly one bite of corn and states theyve had their fill of the vegetable. While all the corn-eating methods shown are possible options, the one I cannot and will not get behind is the one where the corn is slathered in butter. My corn will never have butter on it. Salt and pepper, sure. But never butter. Genesis 9:3 Every living and moving thing will be food for you; I give them all to you as before I gave you all green things.

Prepare to laugh your head off and be wooed by this young boys comedy! Watch as this tiny comedian steals the show with an adorable delivery. Americas Got Talent has featured many unexpected performers over the years; however, this little boy will leave you in awe of his comical skills for such a young age. He begins in a personal interview, sharing that his name is Nathan and he is six years old, which is basically seven or eight. You see a clip of Nathan with his little sister, pregnant mother, and father. They are a precious family. Nathan tells how he brought a good luck charm and gets ready to go on the stage. As he goes out, he shares how he is nervous and excited. The crowd cheers as he enters the stage. As he confidently introduces himself, the judges and crowd instantly love him. He says instead of getting a million dollars, he would like a million Legos if he wins, and the audience laughs. He kicks off his comedy bit, sharing how he has ADHD, and as he explains what it is, he compliments someone in the crowds shirt. He says that he knows a lot about girls and how they often say one thing but mean another. He tells the crowd that his mom, for instance, tells him to call her mom, and he has found out that is not even her real name. He makes hysterical sounds, and every judge loves him, and they give him 4 yeses. Nathan and his family are elated! This little boy will bring you immense joy and leave you completely charmed by his fun personality and honesty. He is so brave and really impresses the judges!! Dont let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in conduct, in love, in faith and in purity. 1 Timothy 4:12

Tim Hawkins sang the ultimate guide for what husbands shouldnt say ever. The popular funnyman covered nearly every phrase that no husband should utter to their wives under any circumstances. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to his song that is full of the things that no husband hoping to stay alive and married should say to their better halves. Marriage is one of the most challenging things anyone will ever undertake. Its a close relationship between two very flawed and very different individuals. While those two individuals may agree on the big, important things in life, that agreement will not extend to every topic and subject. Now, of course, those differences of opinion will sometimes lead to arguments, and some may even become heated at times. But thats when its essential to come to some compromise, an agreement that suits both parties in some form or fashion. Thats how husbands and wives should work out their problems, through communication and compromise. However, while communication and talking to ones spouse is necessary for a healthy marriage relationship, there are still some things that husbands should never, under any circumstances, say to their wives. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim is here to help. Thats because he has created a hilarious and incredibly catchy tune that has all the things that no husband on Earth should ever or would even think to say to their wife. Tims hysterical song includes the following lines: I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didnt ask you, but I knew itd be OK Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I tapped it over our old wedding video We can all agree that saying any of those things will not end well for anyone involved. Also, fans of the band Green Day will likely immediately recognize the songs melody, as its a parody of Time of Your Life. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

You will find yourself laughing at Nate Bargatzes confession about not getting some jokes right away. The popular funnyman is typically quick-witted, sharp and good for a hysterical response that will have audiences doubled over with laughter, but that was not always the case. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear how it takes Nate time to get some jokes. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the hardest things to do, as far as performing in public goes. Comedians spend hours and hours writing and rehearsing their material, preparing to perform it for an audience when they eventually take the stage. Once they take the stage, anything can happen. Even though they may have spent all this time practicing, things can go south quickly. A joke may not hit as they thought, or they may stumble over a word here and there, and that could completely throw off their timing. However, even when such incidents occur, the best and most experienced comedians are usually quick-witted enough to overcome those failures by shooting back with a joke right on the spot. That has to be something they seemingly develop over time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how he wasnt always as quick with jokes. As he mentioned, one joke even took him decades to fully grasp and understand. Nate explained that while working at an amusement park, he encountered a couple who told him their names. They both had unusual, yet very recognizable names. Nate admits that he did not think much of it at the time. I was working, he said. Sitting, eating lunch, and this couple sits down, and we start talking. Im like, Im Nate. The guys, like, Im John. This is my wife, Jane. And they were, their last name was Doe. So, it was John and Jane Doe. Later in the video, Nate finally realized that those may not have been their real names. But to earlier this year, Im 35, he added. Im driving, and Im thinking about John and Jane Doe. You know, I was like, I bet they were lying to me about that. Thats how long it took 20 years for me to catch on to a joke they wouldnt remember saying. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Make board games, but just be honest when writing their official descriptions, according to Tim Hawkins. The popular comedian offered his hysterical commentary on how board game manufacturers are not entirely truthful whenever producing those games. Watch the short but hysterical and very relatable clip to listen to what Tim had to say about some of the most popular board games. Everyone has played board games at some point in their lives. Playing board games is a universal activity. Do you know anyone who has never played a board game? See what I mean? Its simply one of those things all people do, whether it be at a party or inside when the weather is less-than-ideal. Now, some board games you will inevitably like more than others, while others you will absolutely hate. Seriously, I cannot think of a game I despise more than Chutes and Ladders. Who wants to play a game that could go on forever without a winner or a loser ever being determined? However, Im sure if you were to read the games official description, it would mention how much fun will be had by all as they enjoy one of the most beloved games of all time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim knows all too well the pain when a board games description is less than completely honest with potential players. His rant is not only hilarious but also completely relatable, as we have all been there and felt the same way. Come up with some better board games, man. Horrible board games growing up, Tim said. Because board games lie to you. You know, like, on the board of the game, itll tell you the name, and itll have a description. Its always a lie. Later in the clip, Tim provides some hysterical examples of how these games regularly deceive everyone. Clue: an exciting mystery game for the whole family, he said. Tell the truth. Battleship: learn how to hate your brother. How bout that? Trivial Pursuit: find out how dumb your dad is. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Carol Burnett broke down laughing as Tim Conway dragged out a hilarious bit. She could not keep it together while Tim was at his usual hysterical antics. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Tim did that had Carol laughing and breaking character. The Carol Burnett Show is, without a doubt, one of the best shows in television history. Thats a statement and a conclusion that most people will wholeheartedly agree with, and for those who dont, they will have a hard time coming up with valid arguments otherwise. Its a program that was responsible for some of the funniest, most iconic sketches of all time. Even decades after the show went off air, those skits are still making people laugh every day. The show was absolutely fantastic, and a big reason for that was its stellar cast of comedic legends, notably Tim Conway. Yes, the show was named after Carol Burnett, and she was hysterically funny herself, but whenever Tim was in a skit, he usually stole the show. You never knew what he was going to do, but you could always bet it was going to be comedic gold, and that was usually the case. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as his Oldest Man character, is on the phone. He says, Hello, Dad? Its me, Junior. No, Im making a house call. He then proceeds to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. The entire time this is happening, Carol stands just to the right of Tim. She is clearly unsure about what to do and how to respond while Tim is on the phone with his father. How do you react to something like this when the situation becomes incredibly awkward? Eventually, Carol, knowing she is about to laugh, disappears from the screen but returns a few seconds later. Her momentary disappearance did not help much, as she burst into laughter soon after returning. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mosess stand-up comedy debut is full of laughs and plenty of eye rolls. The beloved biblical character took to the stage, grabbed the microphone and told one hilariously, clever and corny joke after another. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how Mosess first attempt at stand-up comedy went. The Bible, both the Old and New Testaments, is filled with miracles, parables and other stories about Christs love and sacrifice for us. Also, the stories in Gods Word are intended to impart knowledge, lessons and essential aspects of faith, particularly emphasizing that we are all sinners in need of forgiveness, which is found only in Jesus Christ. Additionally, the stories in the Bible are about people, regular, everyday people like you and me. Sure, they may have done some incredible and jaw-dropping things with Gods help. However, they were still ordinary, average people who had their weaknesses and failures, just like the rest of us. They also assuredly had a sense of humor and enjoyed laughing whenever possible. A clip posted on YouTube envisions what it would be like if Moses were to try his hand at stand-up comedy. The Old Testament figure tells a handful of truly hilarious and corny jokes, perfectly incorporating elements of his experiences, as recorded in the Bible. Moses will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time. What time of day did God create Adam? Moses asks his small audience. Just before eve. After a few laughs and some awkward silence, Moses quickly moves on to another joke. How do we know the Israelites were a headache? You guys are not even trying? An exasperated Moses says to his audience. Because Moses took two tablets. Next, the person who led Gods people out of slavery in Egypt shared a joke about everyones favorite drink: coffee. How does Moses make coffee? He brews it, Moses states. These are just a few of the truly hilarious and corny dad jokes Moses says in the short clip. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Hawkins cooked for his kids and received the most unexpected reaction. The popular funnyman did not see this response to his cooking coming at all. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Tim made for his children, and then how they responded to the meal he prepared for them. Is there anything better than eating? Our collective enjoyment and love of eating might be one of the few things that we can all agree on, even in these highly polarized, divisive times. Everyone enjoys consuming a meal consisting of delicious, mouth-watering foods. Now, what counts as a delicious, mouth-watering food or dish is where we start to disagree. See, you knew we all couldnt agree very long. Our palettes differ from one another, in some cases, dramatically so. What you consider the most delectable and appetizing food on the planet may cause the next guy to turn their nose up or even start to feel queasy. Some people will eat anything, while others are more particular and choosier about what they put in their mouths. In a clip posted on social media, Tim explains how he learned how picky his children are when it comes to breakfast. I love my children, but not too long ago, I made them breakfast, Tim said. I made them a full, balanced breakfast. It was huge. I made everything for them. It took me, like, an hour and a half. You know, I wanted to surprise them. Soon after that, having completed breakfast, Tim called his children into the kitchen to enjoy the meal he had made for them. He then went into his office to get some work done as his children ate. Moments later, the quiet, serene moment was utterly ruined. Ten seconds later, I hear this: AHHHH! Whats wrong? Theres pulp in the orange juice! Pulp! You got the orange juice with pulp in it! Needless to say, Tims children were not pleased with his selection of orange juice. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze defended himself against his wife's claims of him having a listening problem. The popular funnyman has been told by his better half that hes not the best listener in the world, but he believes otherwise. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate put up a hilarious defense against the charges of his not hearing everything his wife says. Marriage, while worthwhile and wonderful, is not always easy. It can be kind of difficult at times. In fact, many would claim, likely rightfully so, that its one of the toughest, most challenging things we do in life. A marriage is a vow, a close relationship between flawed people. These two individuals hold different thoughts, ideas and opinions on a ton of subjects and topics. This can lead to disagreements and even heated arguments, at times. Thats why, especially during instances of disagreement, it is vital to communicate clearly and listen to one another. However, for some, listening can be an issue, and Nate has been accused of not being the most outstanding listener. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned how his wife of 17 years has told him continually that hes not a good listener. Hilariously, he admits that hes heard her every time shes told him that, and makes several other hysterical comments, rebutting her claim. And I dont think I listen to everything, he admitted. But I also dont think she says everything she thinks she says. Theres just no way. Seventeen years of marriage, youre batting a thousand. Im oh for? Ive never heard anything? Later in the clip, Nate adds that he believes his wife does not always verbalize everything shes thinking. She might say it all in her mind, but I mean, not everything makes it out of that maze up there. No matter what Nate says, I dont think hes going to win this one. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Drew Lynchs take on the food delivered after someone passes away is honest and hilarious. The popular comedian provides his insightful and clever look at the food people are served following the death of a family member. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to what Drew had to say about this kind, but still pretty strange tradition. Death, as awkward and as morbid as it may sound and feel, is inevitable. Every one of us will die at one time or another. Its an experience that all will encounter. Ironically, death is a part of life, just the end of it. With every passing second, minute and hour, we are all that much closer to death. Are you thoroughly depressed yet? While well all experience loss and walk through the valley of the shadow of death several times during our lifetimes, there are many traditions intended to help those who have recently experienced a loss. Even though the intentions and the thoughts behind the gestures are full of love, trying to offer comfort during a time of grief and pain, they are still a little weird when you stop and think about them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Drew mentioned that food will start appearing at your house after a death. Often, as he points out, the food will come from people you do not even know. And its never food that you want, he said. You know, its never, like, I got you a big meat lovers pizza! Which is a pretty insane thing to eat in grief. Later in the clip, he added how some of the dishes people will give to those grieving will come with a long list of very detailed instructions. No one wants to do all that in the immediate aftermath of a loved ones death. Near the end of the clip, he pointed out how someone had brought ice cream to his door, and Drew was not thrilled with the offering, letting the person know how inappropriate it was to bring it. However, he quickly learned that things are not always as they seem at first glance. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian landed in Memphis, and things got weird fast. The funnyman, Zoltan Kaszas, shared what he witnessed soon after his plane touched down in the Tennessee city. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to the comedian explain what he and his wife experienced during their first couple of moments in Memphis, Tennessee. Life is an unpredictable series of events. Its often referred to as a journey, which I think is a pretty good way of describing this thing we all call life. Now, while on this journey, well encounter many road closures, detours and potholes. We will go to places and meet people we would have never imagined some good and some not so good. Additionally, at various points along this journey, there will be instances and occurrences that catch us entirely off guard. Something will happen that we were not ready for, not even in the slightest. We wont know how to respond other than with a look of shock and dismay. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan explained that he and his wife experienced such a situation when they stepped off the plane in Memphis. Ive been to Memphis, he said. I was excited, and then I got there, and Im like, What happened here? Theres nobody there. I landed; there was nobody. Have you ever landed at an airport, and youre like, I dont know how to leave the airport! He explained that he and his wife were attempting to get an Uber from the airport, but there were none available. Were at the airport in Memphis, he said. And we landed at night, 11 p.m., which is late, but its not that late. We open it up, and Uber said, No. Ive never had that happen before. It just said, There are no cars available. He said that while standing outside what was basically a deserted airport, it was he, his wife, and a police officer, and later an intoxicated woman appeared out of nowhere. Eventually, through a happenstance, he and his wife did find a cab ride, which took them away from the eerily empty Memphis airport. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.